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2011-03-11T11:50:00.000-08:00

Rab-e-jahan ne MAA ko ye azmat kamal di

2009-05-09T18:46:00.000-07:00

Rab-e-jahan ne MAA ko ye azmat kamal di, Uski dua ne aayi musibat b tal di,
QURAN me MAA K pyar ki aise misal di, K KHUDA ne janat utha K MAA k kadmon me dal di.

Maa ka aanchall,

2009-05-09T18:45:00.003-07:00

Maa ka aanchall,
Dhoop mein baadal,
.
Maa ki baahen,
Neend ki raahen,
.
Maa ka daaman,
Hansta saawan,
.
Maa ka ghussa,
Piar ka hissa,
.
Maa khud hai kia, ek duwa..

Mukhaalif-e-dunia

2009-05-09T18:45:00.001-07:00

Mukhaalif-e-dunia aur mureed-e-gumaan ko rok rakha hy,
Hr ek haasid ki zehreeli zubaan ko rok rakha hy,
Utarti he nahi is lye muj per koi aafat,
Meri maa ne aasmaan ko rok rakha hy.

need apni

2009-05-09T18:44:00.002-07:00

need apni bhula ker sulaya humko,Ansu apne gira kar hasaya humko,
Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer ko..
Zamana kehta hai Maa Baap Jinko..

KAI RAATO

2009-05-09T18:44:00.001-07:00

KAI RAATO SA MARI MAAN NAHI SOAI TABISH

MIA NIA EK BAAR KAHA THA MUJY DEER LUGTA H

4 ALL MOTHES LIVE LONG

Sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi MAA

2009-05-09T18:43:00.003-07:00

Sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi MAA mujh ko,,Tu laal hai mera na sata mujh ko,,
PAchtaye ga ek din jab mein chali joan gi,,, Na chahtay hoay bhi akaila
duniya mein choorhjaon gi Zamana dikhaye ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko ,,,,
Yaad kar k roaye ga muj

2009-05-09T18:43:00.002-07:00

Maan ki 1 dua

2009-05-09T18:43:00.001-07:00

Maan ki 1 dua zindgi bana degi
khud roey gi magar tujhko hansa degi
kabhi bhol k bhi Maan ko na rulana

tmhari 1 galti poora arash hila degi

mari hasti b ajeeb hasti hai.

2009-05-09T18:42:00.000-07:00

mari hasti b ajeeb hasti hai.
is main gam ki basti basti hai.
tari tasweer dil main rakhta hoon.
loog kahty hain butprasti
Piari Maa

Maa ki 1 dua zindagi bana de gi

2009-05-09T18:40:00.001-07:00

** Maa ki 1 dua zindagi bana de gi **
** khud roey gi magr tujko hansa de gi **
** tumhara eh rulana **
** tumhari ek ghulti pora arsh hia de gi **
** Happy Mother's Day **

Saari zindagi Maa k naam krta hon

2009-05-09T18:38:00.000-07:00

Saari zindagi Maa k naam krta hon
me khud ko Maa ka ghulam krta hon
jinn hon ne ki zindagi ulaad pe nisar
jo hen Maaien in ko salaam krta hon
jahan dekhta hon lafz Maa likha huwa
chomta hon uss ko ehtraam krta hon
mere zuban ko mill jati

if the day comes when i die an

2009-05-08T19:02:00.002-07:00

If the day comes when i die, and go up in the sky, as i m so far,
i will write ur name on every star, so u look up and see
how much u really mean to me.

us ney kaha tha keh main tumhe

2009-05-08T19:02:00.001-07:00

Us ney kaha tha keh main tumheen apna bana ker hi CHORRUN ga
Aur us ney aesa hi kiya
Apna bana ker chorrr deya

aag suraj me hoti hai

2009-05-08T19:01:00.002-07:00

Aag suraj me hoti hai,
Jalna zameen ko padta hai,
Mohabbat nigahein kartee hain,
Tarapna dil ko parta hai.

sachin rathi

2009-05-08T19:01:00.001-07:00

ek bar ek ladaka ek ladki se bola i love u too much ladaki boli how much ladaka bola too much ladaki vapas boli how much ladaka bola jada much much mat kar nahi to yehi pe tapaka doonga so much.............

kisi ka ho kar mera ho

2009-05-08T19:00:00.003-07:00

Kisi ka ho kar mera ho...Mujay atcha nai lagta,
Muhabat main sharakat ho...Mujay atcha nai lagta,

Tu kar inkar ya ikqrar koi to faisla kar...
K kitaro main kharay hona...Mujay atcha nai lagta,

kisi aamil ne ham se hmara haath pakar kar

2009-05-08T19:00:00.001-07:00

Kisi aamil ne ham se hmara haath pakar kar kaha...
K
Aao tumhari qismat ka haal btatay hain...

Hath barhanay se pehlay hum ne un se kaha...!

Ye hath ki lakeerain kya sunayen gi qismat ka haal...?

Qismat to un ki b hoti hai Jin k hath nai hotay...

main ne b kisi se pyar kiya tha

2009-05-08T18:59:00.004-07:00

Main ne b kisi se Pyar kiya tha...
Thora nai be shumaar kiya tha...

Meri to duniya hi badal gai jab us ne kaha...
Aray...!
Main ne to sirf Mazaq kiya tha...

emotion the saddest quote by the

2009-05-08T18:59:00.003-07:00

The saddest quote by the world's most funniest man (Charlie Chaplin)

"I love to walk in rain so no one can see my tears"

koi na melay to kismat

2009-05-08T18:59:00.001-07:00

Koi na melay to kismat se ghila nhi krty!
akSr log mel kr bi mela nhi krty!
har shaakh par bahaar aati hy Zaror!
par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty

male or female

2009-05-08T18:58:00.000-07:00

R u Male or Female
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho

akhri faisla

2009-05-08T18:57:00.004-07:00

Major Rohail 2 Wife: Aaj faisala ho kr rhe ga,
Batao kis kis k sath soti ho?

Anti Misba: Qasam se, Sirf ap k sath he soti hoon
Baqi loag sonay kahan daitay hain?

misunderstanding

2009-05-08T18:57:00.003-07:00

Misunderstanding

Anti Misba: Dr. said I got "Cute Vagina"

Major Rohail: No No Dr. said u got "Huge Vagina"

Doctor: U both are stupid I said
She got "Acute Angina".

taza hawa

2009-05-08T18:57:00.001-07:00

Pregnant Anti Misba chat pe
Tange khol k leti hue thi
.
Major Rohail: ye kya ho rha hy?
.
Anti Misba: Dr. ne kaha hy k
Taza hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi hy

time is money

2009-05-08T18:56:00.004-07:00

Time is Money

Major Rohail ne apne behn k
Driver ko both mara
.
kyu?

Customer complains
“larki time pr nhe pohnchti”

bubbli ka rape

2009-05-08T18:56:00.003-07:00

Bubbli: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya
.
Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti ne
Uska kya bigara tha?
.
Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko
Sex krte huve dekh lya tha

frendsif

2009-05-08T18:56:00.001-07:00

Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray? mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn, ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho k Ro rhi hn..!

anti misba ka driver

2009-05-08T18:55:00.003-07:00

Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi

Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do

dress

2009-05-08T18:55:00.001-07:00

Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei
kyu?
Anti Misba: saarhi mei taange kholna mushkil ho jata hy

tension

2009-05-08T18:54:00.002-07:00

Tension
Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
Major usy hospital le gya
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
MAJOR KO TENSION
wo bola
mei iska baap nhe! phir
Lrki se pucha
wo boli
Yhee is bche ka bap hy
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
pher police i
Major ka medical checkup hua
Report i
k
Mojar Rohail
kbe bap nhe bn skta
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
khushi khushi bahar aya
OR PHER
Socha k
jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
WO KIS K HEN
PHIR TENSION

miss rose marry

2009-05-08T18:54:00.001-07:00

Miss ROSE MARRY
divorced Mr. LELE
Becz

she was sick of telling her name!
ROSE MARRY LELE
Imagine her BAD LUCK
She was re-married to
Mr. MARLOW...

tum kya jano bachi kaise phasai jati

2009-05-08T18:53:00.004-07:00

Tum kya jano BACHI kaise Phasai jati hai
SHALWAR kholne se pehle uski chut ki GARMI barhai jati hai
Phir light bujhai jati hai
Phir bachi chuppa lagati hai
Phir uski tangain uthai jati hai
.
Tu sab parhle GANDO yahan kya CHUDAI sikhai jati hai???

life without fun

2009-05-08T18:53:00.003-07:00

LIFE without "FUN"
SKY without "SUN"
TEN without "ONE"
SPORT without "RUN"
Warrior without "GUN"
Is
All
Like
A
Man
without "LUND"...

khulam khula hum tera baladhkar

2009-05-08T18:53:00.001-07:00

Khulam khula hum tera baladhkar karainge
Teri Izzat ko sab k samne tar tar karainge
Tail laga k pehle tujhko tayar karainge
Phir unglian de k tujhko beqrar karainge
Lund pe apne tujhko hum sawar karainge
Phir apne Lund ko tere aar par karainge
Kabhi andar kabhi bahar karke mazedar karainge
Ye kam hum har itwar karainge
Chod chod k tujh ko maldar karainge
Jab paise nah howe to tujhse udhar karainge
Agar bura laga tujhko to kabhi kabhar karainge
Aur agar teri aadat ban gai to bar bar karainge

chalo ab dikhao

2009-05-08T18:52:00.002-07:00

Ek Class me Girls or Boys ka
Shair-o-Shayri ka
Mukabala tha
-Girls-
Hum tumhen hra kr dikhayen ge.
-Boys-
Hum Haar gaye
Chalo ab Dikhao..

kutton ka competition

2009-05-08T18:52:00.001-07:00

World Kutton ka competition ho raha thha.

Bush German Shephard laya

Obama Buldarian laya

Bill Clinton Alcesion laya

Aur "Zardari" ka confidence dekho Khud hi jaa ke kharra ho gaya

Obama gussay se bola:
Competion sirf Kutton ka hai "Haram Khor Beghariton ka nahi" .

vegina

2009-05-08T18:51:00.004-07:00

V - VALUE OF SEX
E - EXAMPLE OF SEX
G - GREAT FEELINGS
I - INTEREST OF SEX
N - NAKED SEX
A - ANAL POSSITION

P - POWER OF SEX
E - EXCITEMENT OF SEX
N - NEVER FORGET
I - INPUT AND OUTPUT
S - SESSION OF SEX

B - BEST OF RUBS
R - REAL THINGS
E - EXCITEMENT
A - ACTION TIME
S - SPACE OF HOLD
T - TOUCH OF SEX

HONEYMOON
H-HEY,MAT KARO
O-OH,NA DABAO
N-NIPPLE DUKHTA HAI
E-ETNA LAMBA
Y-YE KITNA KALA HAI
M-MAR GAI
O-OR DALO
0-OR TEZ
N-NIKAL GAYA

jo marzi chalao magar

2009-05-08T18:51:00.003-07:00

Wife: Aha zara aram se karo
Shalamar xpre chala raho ho
Kia?
Husband: nahe to kia maal garri chalaon.
Itne mai munna bed se gir gaya or kaha
Jo marzi chalao magar sawarian to na girao.

nahiiiiiiii sahab mojhe

2009-05-08T18:51:00.001-07:00

Nokrani:
Medum aap udas q hai?
Medum:
Tumhare Sahab office ki kissi
Larki se pyaar karte hain..
Nokrani:
Nahiiiiiiiii
Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte.

aap k liye mirza ghalib

2009-05-08T18:50:00.004-07:00

aap k liye mirza ghalib he sher arz kia hai k..

mut cher in haseeno ko ye tere bas ki baat nahi

ye khelti hai jin khilono se woe khilona hi tere pass nahi :)

eik punjabi chor

2009-05-08T18:50:00.003-07:00

1 Punjabi "pathan" k ghar chori karne ghusa,

Pathan ne pakar kr sari raat "Gaand" Maari, Subha kaha: phir kab Aao ge?
Punjabi: Khan saab Chor hoon "Gandu" Nhi.

be at peace with yourself firs

2009-05-08T18:50:00.001-07:00

Be at peace with yourself first and then you will be able to bring
peace to others. (Thomas A.Kempis)

alhadees

2009-05-08T18:49:00.003-07:00

ALHADEES:
"kisi shaks k liye halaal(YANI JAIZ)nahi k 2 admio k darmian inki
ijazat k bagair baith jay!(TIRMIZI SHRIF JILD 2)
DAROOD PARHIYE!.

shakespeare said

2009-05-08T18:49:00.001-07:00

Shakespeare said:

Never play with the feelings of others bcoz u may win the game but the risk is that you'll surely loose the person for life time.

alexanders beautiful last word

2009-05-08T18:48:00.004-07:00

Alexander's beautiful last words: "bury my body, don't build my monument,keep my hand outside so the world knows who won the world had nothin in hand when died"

a teacher asked what is forgiv

2009-05-08T18:48:00.003-07:00

A teacher asked: "What is Forgiveness?
A cute little girl gave this lovely reply: "Its the wonderful smell that a flower gives when it is being crushed"

sometimes you have to run away

2009-05-08T18:48:00.001-07:00

Sometimes
you have to
run away...

Not just to
create distances...

But...

Also to see who cares enough to run behind you...!!!

izzat

2009-05-08T18:47:00.002-07:00

KHUDA JAB KISI KO BEIZZAT KARNA CHAHATA HAI TO USE TAQAT DE KAR AKAL(BRAIN) CHHIN LETA HAI.

(DR.AMEEN-UR-REHMAN)

every success makes u grow strong

2009-05-08T18:47:00.001-07:00

Every Success Makes U Grow Strong...Bcz...!
Its Teach U What 2 Do...
But
Every Failure Makes U Stronger...Bcz...!
It Also Teach U Which Not 2 Do...

confidencetrusthope

2009-05-08T18:46:00.002-07:00

Confidence: once al villagrs dcided2 pray 4 rain, on the day of prayr al people gathrd n only 1 boy came wid umrella thats confidence. Trust:shud b like feeling of a 1 yearold baby wen u thrw him in da air, he laughs...bcoz he knws u will catch him. Hope: evry nit v go 2 bed, hv no assuranc2 get up aliv in da next morning bt stil v,hv plans 4 coming day. Keep Confidence;Trust in GOD n neverlose Hope.

williams shakespeare

2009-05-08T18:46:00.001-07:00

In the time of crises i wz not hurt by the harsh words of my enemies, bt by the silence of my Friends. (03334411966)

dil vich teri yaad sajjna

2009-05-08T18:45:00.004-07:00

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna

theres richness in a love for

2009-05-08T18:45:00.003-07:00

T-here?s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

on valentines day

2009-05-08T18:45:00.001-07:00

Wherever I may go
Whatever I do
On Valentine?s Day
I?d like to say
I love you and I care for you
more than you do..

funny valentine where are you

2009-05-08T18:44:00.004-07:00

Funny Valentine! Where are you?
How will you come to me?
In a red box, the softness of
A teddy bear or the tenderness of A kiss?
The security of a hug, the snug warm Feeling of love?
You seem sooo far away!
I think about you when I close my eyes
And even when I open them in the morning.
It may not be Valentine?s Day everyday
But with you. just know you r My love supply.
My Funny Valentine!

happy valentines day

2009-05-08T18:44:00.003-07:00

Fond thoughts are coming your way
We?ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine?s Day!

every day i come to school

2009-05-08T18:44:00.001-07:00

Every day I come to school
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason I?m
Sending you this Valentine
It?s meant to let you know
I?m happy you?re my teacher
And I want to tell you so!
Happy Valentine?s Day
To my favorite teacher!

valentines mean to spend time

2009-05-08T18:43:00.004-07:00

Valentine?s mean to spend time with the one u love
Valentine?s mean that kisses,huges,smiles and candy
Valentine is the day u and me will be together with love
My love is true and never blue all about u.
Why.Cause Valentine?s! Roses could be red violet?s maybe blue
But my Roses R True 4 u on Valentine?s????

my valentine

2009-05-08T18:43:00.003-07:00

My valentine:
Why would I bring you chocolate
when you are the treat.

My valentine:
Why would I bring you flowers
when your smell is what?s sweet.

My valentine:
Why would I buy you a card
when the words can be heard through me.

My valentine:
Why would I take you out some place
when all I need is to see your face.

My valentine:
Why would I celebrate this on one special day
When I can do it always.

u r unique

2009-05-08T18:43:00.001-07:00

U r unique
U r caring and
U r the best?.
N I?m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE?S DAY
MY SWEET HEART!

i have searched my heart

2009-05-08T18:42:00.004-07:00

I have searched my heart
For the words to say just how much u mean to me
You are all of God?s Blessings rolled into one.
My dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun.
My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears,
My disillusion,My contentment,My joy nd My tears.
But most important of all,
I thank God when i pray bcoz u make
every moment MY VALENTINE DAY.

if you were my valentine

2009-05-08T18:42:00.003-07:00

if you were my valentine
I?d treasure every day
the arms that open to me
and the tender words you say
I can?t imagine dreaming
of another soul so sweet
for, if your were my valentine
my life would be complete?

mari tarha tum bi jhootay ho

2009-05-08T18:42:00.001-07:00

MUJ SA BECHAR KA KHUSH RAHTAY HO.
MARI TARHA TUM BI JHOOTAY HO..
AIK TAHNI PA CHAND TIKAH THA...
MAIN YA SAMJA TUM BAITHAY HO...
UJLAY UJLAY PHOOL KHILAY THAY...
BILKUL JAISAY TUM HANSTAY HO..
TUM TANHA DUNYA SA LAROO GAY...
BACHON SI BATAIN KARTAY HO..

rafaqat zindagi bhar ke bhi

2009-05-08T18:41:00.003-07:00

Rafaqat Zindagi Bhar Ke Bhi Na Kafi Hai Mohabbat Kay Liye

Mohabbat Ka Sila Do Chaar Pal Tu Ho Nahi Sakta

mohabbat jab milti hai tu

2009-05-08T18:41:00.001-07:00

Mohabbat Jab Milti Hai Tu

Rang Laati Hai

Jisam Jalta Hai

Roh Kaanp Jati Hai

Esay Main Ak Awaz Aati Hai

Mohabbat Khail Nahi

main haara hoon tu is liye

2009-05-08T18:40:00.002-07:00

Main Haara Hoon Tu Is Liye

Keh .......

Qdam Say Qdam Tu Mila Liya

Mera Dil Kese Say Mila Nahi . !!!

wo aakhri shaam yaad rakhna

2009-05-08T18:40:00.001-07:00

Wo Aakhri Shaam Yaad Rakhna

Teri Nighaon Say Jab Main Apni Nigah

Churha Kay Palat Raha Tha

Tu Tum Nay Kuch Bhi Nahi Kaha Tha

Mager

Hawa Main Nami Achanak He Barh Gaii Thi

tujh say baat ho

2009-05-08T18:39:00.002-07:00

Tujh Say Baat Ho ...

Phir Say Ak Mulakaat Ho ...

Sadiyon Ki Doori ...

Tum Hat Gayee Darmeyaan Say...

Per Ak Pal May ...

Tu Paas Aa Kar

Tanha Kar Geya ...

koii wada nahi hum main

2009-05-08T18:39:00.001-07:00

Koii Wada Nahi Hum Main

Na Aapas Main Boht Batein

Na Milnay Main Boht Shokhii

Na Aakhir Shab Manajatay

Mager Ak An-Kahi See Hai

Jo Hum Dono Samjhtay Hain

Ye Saray Dil-Ruba Manzer

Tilieesme Chandni Ratein

Ye Halkay Sukh Ki Bersatay

Sab He Ak Zid Main Rehtay Hain

Mujhay Payham Ye Kehtay Hain

Mohabbat Yoon Nahi Achi
Mohabbat Yoon Nahi Achi

is say pehlay keh yeh

2009-05-08T18:38:00.004-07:00

~ Barish Poetry ~

Is Say Pehlay Keh Yeh

Sawan Ke Jhari Tham Jaye

Jitnay Iqraar Kay Alfaaz Hain

Keh Do Mujh Say

Bheegtay Peir Hain, Main Hoon, Tum Ho

Is Barastay Badal Ke Tarah

Lafz Ager Murr Kay Bhi Na Aye Tu Kia

Bheegtay Peir Kisay Ja Kar

Gawahi Dain Gaye

badal ban kar wo chahta hai

2009-05-08T18:38:00.003-07:00

Badal Ban Kar Wo Chahta Hai

Koyal Ban Kar Wo Gaata Hai

Mousam Ban Kar Lehrata Hai

Har Ak Rang Main Muskata Hai

Pyaar Jo Hadd Say Guzar Jata Hai

Har Ak Shay Main Nazar Aata Hai

ak muddat

2009-05-08T18:38:00.001-07:00

Ak Muddat Say Meri Soch Ka Mehwar Tu Hai
Ak Muddat Say Meri Zaat May Tu Hai

Main Khara Hoon Teray Pyaar Kay Sahil per Tanha
Meri Chahatoon Ka Samandar Tu Hai

Tu Basa Hay Meray Dil Main, Meray Mann Main Tu Hai
Tujhay Andaza Nahi Hai Meri Sari Kainaat Tu Hai

Main Hoon Adhora Meri Jaan Hai Tu
Fakhar Hai Jin Dosto Pay Un Main Say Ak Tu Hai

darta huin kahin main

2009-05-08T18:37:00.004-07:00

Darta huin kahin main pagal na ban gaoin,
teekhi nazar aur sunahre roop ka kayal na ban gaoin,
ab bas bhi kar zalim kuch to raham kha mujhe per,
chali ja meri nazro se door kahin main shayar na ban jaoin

bikhar jaayegaa

2009-05-08T18:37:00.003-07:00

vo to Khushbuu hai havaao.n me.n bikhar jaayegaa

vo to Khushbuu hai havaao.n me.n bikhar jaayegaa
masalaa phuul ka hai phuul kidhar jaayegaa

ham to samajhe the ke ek zaKhm hai bhar jaayegaa
kyaa Khabar thii ke rag-e-jaa.N me.n utar jaayegaa

vo havaao.n kii tarah Khaanaa_bajaa.N phirataa hai
ek jho.nkaa hai jo aayegaa guzar jaayegaa

vo jab aayegaa to phir us kii rafaaqat ke liye
mausam-e-gul mere aa.Ngan me.n Thahar jaayegaa

aaKhirash vo bhii kahii.n ret pe baiThii hogii
teraa ye pyaar bhii dariyaa hai utar jaayegaa

faisalaa sirf havaa karatii ha

2009-05-08T18:37:00.001-07:00

terii Khushbuu kaa pataa karatii hai

terii Khushbuu kaa pataa karatii hai
mujh pe ehasaan havaa karatii hai

shab kii tanhaa_ii me.n ab to aksar
guftaguu tujh se rahaa karatii hai

dil ko us raah pe chalanaa hii nahii.n
jo mujhe tujh se judaa karatii hai

zindagii merii thii lekin ab to
tere kahane me.n rahaa karatii hai

us ne dekhaa hii nahii.n varnaa ye aa.Nkh
dil kaa ehavaal kahaa karatii hai

beniyaaz-e-kaaf-e-dariyaa angusht
ret par naam likhaa karatii hai

shaam pa.Date hii kisii shaKhs kii yaad
kuuchaa-e-jaa.N me.n sadaa karatii hai

mujh se bhii us kaa hai vaisaa hii suluuk
haal jo teraa ana??? karatii hai

dukh huaa karataa hai kuchh aur bayaa.N
baat kuchh aur huaa karatii hai

abr barase to inaayat us kii
shaaKh to sirf duaa karatii hai

masalaa jab bhii uThaa chiraaGo.n kaa
faisalaa sirf havaa karatii hai

sabz maddham roshanii men sur

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sabz maddham roshanii me.n surKh aa.Nchal kii dhanak
sard kamare me.n machalatii garm saa.Nso.n kii mahak

baazuuo.n ke sakht halqe me.n ko_ii naazuk badan
silvaTe.n malabuus par aa.Nchal bhii kuchh Dhalakaa huaa

garmii-e-ruKhsaar se dahakii hu_ii Thaa.nDii havaa
narm zulfo.n se mulaayam u.Ngaliyo.n kii chhe.D chhaa.D

surKh ho.nTho.n par sharaarat ke kisii lamhe.n kaa aks
reshamii baaho.n me.n chuu.Dii kii kabhii maddham dhanak

sharmagii.n lahajo.n me.n dhiire se kabhii chaahat kii baat
do dilo.n kii dha.Dakano.n me.n guu.Njatii thii ek sadaa

kaa.Npate ho.nTho.n pe thii allaah se sirf ek duaa
kaash ye lamhe Thahar jaaye.n Thahar jaaye.n zaraa

what is the colour of zebra

2009-05-08T18:36:00.003-07:00

WHAT IS THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA ??
BLACK AND WHITE OR WHITE OR BLACK?
COME GIVE ME ANSWER YAA YAA YAAA YAAA NOO NOO NO ACTUALLY THE COLOUR OF ZEBRA IS
BLACK + WHITE = WHITE INTO BLACK :)

arange these words n make a se

2009-05-08T18:36:00.001-07:00

Arange These Words n make a sentance if u really luv me..
Y
R
O
E
U
A
N
I
E
M.
Reply is must..Agar reply na kia to baat mat karna mujhse

yaade hai teri ya yaado me tum

2009-05-08T18:34:00.005-07:00

YAADE hai teri Ya YAADO me tum ho? .... KHWAB hai tere ya KHWABO me tum ho?
.... ye hum nhi jnte hume bas itna btado .... k hum JAAN hai teri? ya JAAN me tum ho

yaade hai teri ya yaado me tum

2009-05-08T18:34:00.004-07:00

YAADE hai teri Ya YAADO me tum ho? .... KHWAB hai tere ya KHWABO me tum ho? .... ye hum nhi jnte hume bas itna btado .... k hum JAAN hai teri? ya JAAN me tum ho

try rlp

2009-05-08T18:34:00.003-07:00

When will a horse can have
six legs?

can u? friend.......

answer is when a man is
riding on it..............

nobodys right till somebodys w

2009-05-08T18:34:00.001-07:00

If 1 = 5 2 = 25 3 = 125 4 = 625 5 = ? Scroll down for Answer
The answer is 1 Remember the first line? 1=5 ? Don't think too much, relax!!!

what comes down but never goes

2009-05-08T18:33:00.000-07:00

what comes down but never goes up? ..... think ........
think ....... think ........ plz .... think ..... try it ........ ....... its easy ....... still confused?
....... ok... ..... oh its RAIN...!!

first of first is first of you

2009-05-08T18:32:00.002-07:00

First of first is first of you, Then there are zeros two , First of last is last of you,
Now you tell me what are you?

kis kis nay kis kis mis ko kis

2009-05-08T18:32:00.001-07:00

Kis kis nay kis kis mis ko kiss kiya. Aik woh hai jis nay har kiss ko miss
kiya or Aik woh hai jis nay har mis ko kiss kiya.

dard ko na dekhiye dard se

2009-05-08T18:31:00.004-07:00

Dard ko na dekhiye dard se, dard ko bhi dard hota hai dard ko bhi zarurat hai pyar.
ki, kyonki pyar me dard hamdard hota hai.

khud ki bekudi me jo justju ho

2009-05-08T18:31:00.003-07:00

Khud ki bekudi me jo justju hoti hai, wo hamare qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai,
Mere jamal se tumara khumar chala jayega, Aur ye SMS
tumko kabhi samajh nahi ayega

kal mila waqt to zulfe teri su

2009-05-08T18:31:00.001-07:00

Kal mila waqt to zulfe teri suljha dunga, Aaj uljha hun zara waqt ko sulajhane mei,
Yun to sulajh jate hai uljhi zulfe, Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mei.

har pal ne kaha ek pal se

2009-05-08T18:30:00.004-07:00

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...

delhi ki sardi jaiselmer ki ga

2009-05-08T18:30:00.003-07:00

DELHI ki SARDI, JAISELMER ki GARMI, MUMBAI ki BARIS, PATNA ka CORRUPTION, K, ASMIR ka TERRORISM, AUSTRALIA k SAAP, and Aap..... k SMS YEH sabhi LAJAVAB...

leave something for someone

2009-05-08T18:30:00.001-07:00

Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE....... Never leave SOMEONE for Something.... Coz in life, SOMETHING will leave u,but SOMEONE will never leave U.

1 lovely quote

2009-05-08T18:29:00.002-07:00

1 LOVELY quote: We always LOVE our LOVE coz our LOVE always
LOVES what we LOVE to LOVE and ur LOVE LOVES the way you LOVE ur
LOVE. So keep LOVING.

mohabbat hi mohabbat main moha

2009-05-08T18:29:00.001-07:00

Mohabbat hi Mohabbat main Mohabbatko Mohabbat se,
Mohabbat ho hi jati hai Mohabbat kerne waloun se

luv not one luv not two luv d

2009-05-08T18:28:00.002-07:00

Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true, Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more, Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks, Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.

nee enna thaan costly mobile v

2009-05-08T18:28:00.001-07:00

Nee Enna Thaan Costly Mobile Vachiruthalum
Adhula Evalavu Thaan Recharge Pannalum
Unnaala Unnaku Call Panna Mudiyathu

policesikkum porukikkum enna v

2009-05-08T18:27:00.004-07:00

Policesikkum Porukikkum enna Vithyasam
?Adi-Thadi? Senja Porukki
?Thadi-Adi? Senja Police

ennathan karatela black belt v

2009-05-08T18:27:00.003-07:00

Ennathan Karatela Black Belt Vanginalum
Naai Thorathina Odi Thaan Aganum

busla nee earunalum

2009-05-08T18:27:00.001-07:00

Busla Nee Earunalum
Unnmalae Bus Earunalum
Ticket Vangaporadhu Nee Thaan

paal kotinna vera paal vaangik

2009-05-08T18:26:00.004-07:00

PAAL Kotinna Vera Paal Vaangikkalam
Arisi Kotinna Vera Arisi Vaangikkalam Aana
Thel Kotinna Vera Thel Vanga Mudiyuma?