akhri faisla

Major Rohail 2 Wife: Aaj faisala ho kr rhe ga,
Batao kis kis k sath soti ho?


Anti Misba: Qasam se, Sirf ap k sath he soti hoon
Baqi loag sonay kahan daitay hain?

misunderstanding

Misunderstanding

Anti Misba: Dr. said I got "Cute Vagina"

Major Rohail: No No Dr. said u got "Huge Vagina"

Doctor: U both are stupid I said
She got "Acute Angina".

taza hawa

Pregnant Anti Misba chat pe
Tange khol k leti hue thi
.
Major Rohail: ye kya ho rha hy?
.
Anti Misba: Dr. ne kaha hy k
Taza hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi hy

time is money

Time is Money

Major Rohail ne apne behn k
Driver ko both mara
.
kyu?

Customer complains
“larki time pr nhe pohnchti”

bubbli ka rape

Bubbli: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya
.
Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti ne
Uska kya bigara tha?
.
Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko
Sex krte huve dekh lya tha

frendsif

Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray? mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn, ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho k Ro rhi hn..!

anti misba ka driver

Anti Misba: mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu, kyu k
aj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi

Sardar: khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do

dress

Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei
kyu?
Anti Misba: saarhi mei taange kholna mushkil ho jata hy

tension

Tension
Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
Major usy hospital le gya
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
MAJOR KO TENSION
wo bola
mei iska baap nhe! phir
Lrki se pucha
wo boli
Yhee is bche ka bap hy
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
pher police i
Major ka medical checkup hua
Report i
k
Mojar Rohail
kbe bap nhe bn skta
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
khushi khushi bahar aya
OR PHER
Socha k
jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
WO KIS K HEN
PHIR TENSION

miss rose marry

Miss ROSE MARRY
divorced Mr. LELE
Becz

she was sick of telling her name!
ROSE MARRY LELE
Imagine her BAD LUCK
She was re-married to
Mr. MARLOW...

tum kya jano bachi kaise phasai jati

Tum kya jano BACHI kaise Phasai jati hai
SHALWAR kholne se pehle uski chut ki GARMI barhai jati hai
Phir light bujhai jati hai
Phir bachi chuppa lagati hai
Phir uski tangain uthai jati hai
.
Tu sab parhle GANDO yahan kya CHUDAI sikhai jati hai???

life without fun

LIFE without "FUN"
SKY without "SUN"
TEN without "ONE"
SPORT without "RUN"
Warrior without "GUN"
Is
All
Like
A
Man
without "LUND"...

khulam khula hum tera baladhkar

Khulam khula hum tera baladhkar karainge
Teri Izzat ko sab k samne tar tar karainge
Tail laga k pehle tujhko tayar karainge
Phir unglian de k tujhko beqrar karainge
Lund pe apne tujhko hum sawar karainge
Phir apne Lund ko tere aar par karainge
Kabhi andar kabhi bahar karke mazedar karainge
Ye kam hum har itwar karainge
Chod chod k tujh ko maldar karainge
Jab paise nah howe to tujhse udhar karainge
Agar bura laga tujhko to kabhi kabhar karainge
Aur agar teri aadat ban gai to bar bar karainge

chalo ab dikhao

Ek Class me Girls or Boys ka
Shair-o-Shayri ka
Mukabala tha
-Girls-
Hum tumhen hra kr dikhayen ge.
-Boys-
Hum Haar gaye
Chalo ab Dikhao..

kutton ka competition

World Kutton ka competition ho raha thha.

Bush German Shephard laya

Obama Buldarian laya

Bill Clinton Alcesion laya

Aur "Zardari" ka confidence dekho Khud hi jaa ke kharra ho gaya

Obama gussay se bola:
Competion sirf Kutton ka hai "Haram Khor Beghariton ka nahi" .

vegina

V - VALUE OF SEX
E - EXAMPLE OF SEX
G - GREAT FEELINGS
I - INTEREST OF SEX
N - NAKED SEX
A - ANAL POSSITION


P - POWER OF SEX
E - EXCITEMENT OF SEX
N - NEVER FORGET
I - INPUT AND OUTPUT
S - SESSION OF SEX

B - BEST OF RUBS
R - REAL THINGS
E - EXCITEMENT
A - ACTION TIME
S - SPACE OF HOLD
T - TOUCH OF SEX


HONEYMOON
H-HEY,MAT KARO
O-OH,NA DABAO
N-NIPPLE DUKHTA HAI
E-ETNA LAMBA
Y-YE KITNA KALA HAI
M-MAR GAI
O-OR DALO
0-OR TEZ
N-NIKAL GAYA

jo marzi chalao magar

Wife: Aha zara aram se karo
Shalamar xpre chala raho ho
Kia?
Husband: nahe to kia maal garri chalaon.
Itne mai munna bed se gir gaya or kaha
Jo marzi chalao magar sawarian to na girao.

nahiiiiiiii sahab mojhe

Nokrani:
Medum aap udas q hai?
Medum:
Tumhare Sahab office ki kissi
Larki se pyaar karte hain..
Nokrani:
Nahiiiiiiiii
Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte.

aap k liye mirza ghalib

aap k liye mirza ghalib he sher arz kia hai k..

mut cher in haseeno ko ye tere bas ki baat nahi

ye khelti hai jin khilono se woe khilona hi tere pass nahi :)

eik punjabi chor

1 Punjabi "pathan" k ghar chori karne ghusa,

Pathan ne pakar kr sari raat "Gaand" Maari, Subha kaha: phir kab Aao ge?
Punjabi: Khan saab Chor hoon "Gandu" Nhi.