exams song by munna bhai

Exam?s song by Munna bhai:
?Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,
To dujishuru ho gayi MAAMU.

an engineering student to his

? An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. ?

har sawal se dat kar ladna

? Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna ?

harbhajan starts raising his b

? Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33. ?

sara syllabus padh liya

? Burraaah......


Sara syllabus padh liya...


Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

ek baikar sa dost hamara hai k

""Na sath hai koi, na sahara hai koi,
"""'Na hum kisi k,
na hamara hai koi,
"Par apko dekh kar keh sakte hain k,
"""Ek baikar sa dost hamara hai koi.

Exam

Evrybody in dis world luv either his past or future,front seaters of class luv their future n we backbenchrs njoy our presnt..ppl think dat we r wastin our tym but N0!
V r actualy preserving our past,so dat 1 day we can look back upon our intresting n funiest past..bt thnk wat frntseaters hav, n0thing,neither gurantee ov futre nor preservation ov past so decide urself which 1's successfull??
Fwd 2 all frndz

teen sawal or ek jawab

(Challenge)
Purane zmane me 1 Baba ji
Bachi or 1 Bakri k sath jar he thy
Rasty me 1 admi ne unse 3 sawal poche.
1. Apki umr kitni hy?
2. Is bchi se Ap ka kia rishta hy?
3. Is Bakri ki kia qeemat hy?
Baba ji ne sirf 1 lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka
Jawab de diye..
Btaiye wo 1 lafz kia tha?

itni shiddat se maine ye subject clear karne ki

Itni Shiddat se maine ye SUBJECT clear karne ki koshish ki hai...
K Meray har dost ne mujhe pass karwane ki sazish ki hai...

Kehte hain k
agar kisi subject ko dil laga k perho to sari universities tumhain pass karwane main jut jati hain
aur agar aisa na hoto samajh lo k ek supply abhe bake hain MERE DOST!.