i luv u

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

pyjamas

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

i had a wet dream about you la

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

i luv my toothbrush

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in and out up and down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

new shoes

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm????..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

paracetamol

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

damn mosquito

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed and had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

wot u dont have

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money and even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

its not what you think its a c

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

at night i do not sleep becaus

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.