what is the full form of singh

What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.

god thought that since

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

i swear because love is defini

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, and angelic,
I agree. That?s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

pata hai main kya bana rahi hu

2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

hey friend remember that

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
and without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

a child uses its thumb 2 chew

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

flowersbutterfly a beautiful

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

u r ultimate

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ??
U r ULLU !!!

arz kia hay

Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

to aathwain8thdin nahaa lena c

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye?
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye.

jis waqt khuda ne tumhain bana

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga?
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga?

yaar yeh kaun sa stupid style

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai?

SMS ki achi khasi File hai?

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte?

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

no visits

No visits?

no calls..

no sms?s?

no letters?

no missed calls..

I?m worried?

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

where r u

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

your network tariff has change

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

ulloo

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( o_o)
Ulloo ki tarah idhr udhr kia dekh rahi ho
Sms hi to bheja hai?.
Koi bomb tu nhi bejha.

kutta

B.B. Ne 1 Kutta Pala,
Moti MotiAankhon Wala.
Lumbi lmbi Munchon Wala,
Mehlon ma wo Rhta tha,
English Wine Peeta Tha,
Khta Thaw o sonf Spari,
Nam Tha Uska Asif Zardari.

hamari govt ney pehle petrol

hamari govt ney pehle petrol brhaya
phr
ata
chawal
milk
yaha tak k karaya bhe bhraya dia ab govt k samj mai nahe aa raha k kya brhayain


to salloun ney ghanta agey brha dya