Showing posts with label Naughty SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty SMS. Show all posts

aansoo baha baha kar dariya ba

? aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal,
shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya....... ?

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aansoo baha baha kar dariya ba

? aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz-e-mahal,
shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya......

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jawab to mil jate hai

jawab to mil jate hai,
kabhi difficult sawaal toh bhejo,
forward toh bahut karte ho,
kabhi khud ka khayal toh bhejo.....

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agar tum ho haseen toh bure hu

? agar tum ho haseen ,toh bure hum bhi nahi,
agar tum rehte ho mahalon mein,
toh sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho.....hoon mein shadi shuda,
to kaan khol kar soon lo ...
kunware to hum bhi nahi..... ?

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nayi nayi shadi thinaya tha za

? Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana.
Dulha bechain tha,
sunne ko gana.
Dulhan ne shuru kiya...
BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA. ?

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pimple pimple little star saar

? PIMPLE PIMPLE LITTLE STAR SAARE KANJUS MERE YAAR JOH, MUJHE PHONE YA SMS NAA KARE USKE MOOH PAR PIMPLE HO JAAYE CHAAR BAAR BAAR LAGATAAR. ?

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pimple pimple little star saar

? PIMPLE PIMPLE LITTLE STAR SAARE KANJUS MERE YAAR JOH, MUJHE PHONE YA SMS NAA KARE USKE MOOH PAR PIMPLE HO JAAYE CHAAR BAAR BAAR LAGATAAR. ?

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do u know that ur smile takes

? Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world so plz start teeth brushing regularly ?

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when the midnite bell rings to

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious New Year

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shorter the skirt

Arz Kia Hai!
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The Later the BUS...
The Longer the Que...
The Shorter the Skirt...
The better the view...

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girls don bunk classes

Girls don't bunk classes
WHY...???


Because they knew!!!

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MISSING PERIODS

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MEANS PREGNANCY...!

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girls don bunk classes

Girls don't bunk classes
WHY...???


Because they knew!!!

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.
.

MISSING PERIODS

.
.
.

MEANS PREGNANCY...!

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girls don bunk classes

Girls don't bunk classes
WHY...???


Because they knew!!!

.
.
.

MISSING PERIODS

.
.
.

MEANS PREGNANCY...!

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dil chahta hai k khara kar ke aapke

DIL chahta hai k khara kar ke aapke haath main pakra doon!!!
Aur aap ose hila hila k bolo

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Is parchan ke saye talay hum ek hain hum ek hain!

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baba tay chacha

Allama Iqbal said
"Lazyness is our enemy"
&
Quaid-e-Azam Said
"Always Love Your Enemies"
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Ab Kis ki baat manain

Babay ki ya chachay ki,

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