saddam hussein and rani mukher

After being chased from everywhere Sadaam went to Mumbai where he met Rani Mukherjee.

So he greeted Rani "kahoo Rani ji kya haal hai"?

Rani "kya bataon Sadaam bhai kabhi khushi tu kabhi gum. Apna kahoo Sadaam Bhai.

Sadaam "Kya bataon behna mera tu bus kabhi goli kabhi bumb".

tihar jail

Tihar Jail ordered 999 shirts and 1000 pants for its inmates.


Wondering why this odd combination ?


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Salman khan is coming .......

keshtos fever

Keshto Mukherjee's wife calls the doctor, stating that her husband has taken ill. The doctor asks if she had taken his temperature she replied that she hadn't but would and then call back.
When she hadn't called within a half hour, the doctor called and asked what had happened. She said 'Well, I didn't have a thermometer, so I put a barometer on his chest and it said dry, so I gave him a pint and he went off to work!'

yeh duniya agar mil bhi jayaye

If Guru Dutt had been a software consultant in the US.
(The following should be sung to the tune of an old Hindi classic song sung by late Mohammed Rafi. "Yeh Duniya agar mil bhi jayaye to kya hai...")
YEH DOCUMENT, YEH MEETINGS, YEH FEATURES KI DUNIYA
YEH INSAAN KE DUSHMAN, CURSORS KI DUNIYA
YEH DEADLINES KE BHOOKE, MANAGEMENT KI DUNIYA
YEH PRODUCT AGAR BAN BHI JAAYE TO KYA HAI?
YAHAAN EK KHILONA HAI PROGRAMMER KI HASTI
YEH BASTI HAI MURDA BUG-FIXERS KI BASTI
YAHAAN PAR TO RAISES HAI, INFLATION SE SASTI
YEH REVIEW AGAR HO BHI JAAYE TO KYA HAI?
HAR EK KEYBOARD GHAYAL, HAR EK LOGIN PYAASI
EXCEL MEIN ULJHAN, WINWORD MEIN UDAASI
YEH OFFICE HAI YA AALAME MICROSOFT KI
YEH RELEASE AGAR HO BHI JAAYE TO KYA HAI?
JALAA DO ISE, PHOONK DO YEH MONITOR
MERE SAAMNE SE HATAA DO YEH MODEM
TUMAHAARA HAI TUMHI SAMBHAALO YE COMPUTER
YEH PRODUCT AGAR CHAL BHI JAAYE TO KYA HAI?

if guru dutt was a software co

Yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya
Yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
Yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya
Yeh product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
Yeh basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
Yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
Yeh review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
Excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
Yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
Yeh release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Jalaa do ise, phoonk do yeh monitor
Mere saamne se hataa do yeh modem
Tumahaara hai tumhi sambhaalo ye computer
Yeh product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?"

bipasha basu

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease

sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

taray zameen pay

After
the
resounding
success
of
the
Indian
Block
Buster
film
"TARAY ZAMEEN PAY"
we
Pakistanis
present

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"AATA AASMAN PAY".!!.