angry husband aaj tak tum kitn

Angry husband: Aaj tak tum kitney logon k saath soi ho??
..Wife: Such boloon to sirf app k saah soi hoon..baaqi sabhi k saath Saari Saari raat jaagi hoon.

shankar ke gale main naag lagt

Biwi ne pathi ke gale main bahein daal kar kaha Kaisi lag rahi ho main?
Pati: bilkul waisi jaise bhagwan shankar ke gale main naag lagta hai

chappal chhoti ho to

Chappal chhoti ho to Panw me nahi aati, Biwi moti ho to Bahon me nahi aati,

main amitab bachan bol raha ho

Main Amitab Bachan bol raha hon KBC se,is waqt apki
biwi mere samne baithi hen or us ko ap ki madad ki zarurat hi.agli awaz ap ki biwi ki. ''BACHAAAOOO'' ilu.

husband aur wife ghumne gaye

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo? Hus- Tum dimag kharab mat karo,main pehle hi pareshan
hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

doctor your husband needs rest

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?Doctor: They are for you.

men have better time than wome

Men have better time than Women, for one thing, they marry Late ,
another thing, they Die Early !

wat a married man says after y

Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made
of Trust and Understanding, she doesn't Trust me and I dont Understand her.

child mom is bar hum sare pata

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain

wife darling today is our anni

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband:
Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

thr r 2 times wen a man doesnt

Thr r 2 times wen a man doesnt understand a woman .. .. .. .. .. .. .. before marriage
and after marriage !!

bahumajiye abhi tak nhi aye

Bahu:maji,ye abhi tak nhi aye.Kahi kisi dusri ladki k sath.. Sas:are kalmuhi,tu hamesha
ulta kyu sochti hai?Aisa bhi to ho skta hai,kisi gadi k niche aa gya ho

harbhajan ne apni biwi se puch

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli,
"Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai

husband ne at 1st night opened

Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon.. warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti :P

sama tha suhana suhagrat ka th

Sama tha suhana suhagrat ka tha bahana, Dulha mood main tha dulhan se sunne koi gana.
Dulhan ne shuru kiya gana, Bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana...!

0h sundari andha hoon paanch r

A beggar-" 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de.."
Husband told his wife-"De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!

how wife call their husbands i

HOW Wife CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN
YEARS: 1. A G, 2. O G, 3. SUNTE HO, 4. BUNTY KE BAPU, 5.
MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO, 6. KAHAN MAR GAYE, 7. AAP AATE HO KE MAIN AOUN

beta apni maa se

Beta apni maa se,purani album dekhte huye-maa ye photo mein itna smart aadmi kaun hai?Maa:-beta ye tumhare papa hai. Beta-to hum is ganje k sath kyo rehte hain.

wife ko begum kyon kehte hain

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

husband apni biwi ka antim san

Husband apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha k achanak
bijli chamki,badal garje,jor se barish shuru hui..dukhi HUSBAND bola:
Lagta hai pahanch gayee.