i know you think im cute i kn

I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a
number and wait in line!!

difference its funny when peop

Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

birdy birdy in the sky left a

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry,
me just happy that a cow can't fly!

do u know that your smile take

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly

i saw u on road today

I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

weve known each other 4 quite

We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds?
Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

unlike others ur brain is a m

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left and the right The left has nothing right in it and d right has nothing left in it.

i want u to

I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... andto say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"

friedship is just like wine

Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

tubelight

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why?
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight

apna khoon

Machar ne jo KATA
DIL me mere Janoon tha
DARD huwa itna ka dil mera besakoon tha
Pakrha tu chorh diya ye soch kar ke
SAALEEEEEEEEEE ke ragoo me apna he khoon tha

pakistan

Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal.
Sabr ka Phal.
Qaumi Libas: Half Shirt and Half Shalwar.
Qaumi Khel.
Muzakaraat.
Qaumi Dua.
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye.

bush do u knw swimming

Bush: Do U Knw Swimming?
Indian: No.
Bush: Dog iz better than U, It Swims.
Indian: Do U Know Swimming?
Bush: Yes
Indian: Then, Watz difference btwn U n DOG..
Bush: ?????

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Pakistan ka Qaumi Phal.
Sabr ka Phal.
Qaumi Libas: Half Shirt and Half Shalwar.
Qaumi Khel.
Muzakaraat.
Qaumi Dua.
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye
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