saddar

aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan ne poocha sadar jay ga
taxi wale kaha jay ga khan bola to jao ider kio khara he

thook

aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir
jeb me hath rakh leta he aik admi dryaft karta he to wo kehta he yar karachi ka ajeeb
log he aese thokta he jese chawani athani hota he .

pathan on 14 august buying fla

On 14th August a Pathan went a shop to purchase a Pakistani flag.
The salesman gave him a flag. The Pathan said, ?Oye khocha iss mein koi aur rang dikhao?.

higher studies

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

ring

ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathat: wai zaroor dega PTCL per MOBILE per

ek chor pathan ka mobile lekar

Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger To Mere Pass He...

pathan ka interview ho raha th

Pathan ka interview ho raha tha:
Batao NWFP ka kiya matlab hai?

Pathan bola:

(NO WOMEN FOR PANJABI).

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1 admi pthan se bola kia tm shadi shuda ho?
pathan han hmara 1 orat se shadi hua hy
admi bewkuf kabi ksi mard se b shadi hoti hy?
pthan han hmara behn ka hoa ha

lemon

Eik Bar Eik Pathan ko Dast Lag Gaye.
Woh Doctor ke paas gaya. Doctor ne usse kaha ke Lemon ka istamal ziada Karo.
Doosre din woh Doctor ke paas aya to Doctor Sahab ne Poochha ke Tabiyat Kesi Hai. Tou uss ne jawab dia ke Doctor Sahab Pehley se kuchh behtar hai magar lemon nikalta hoon to phir dast shuru ho jate hain.

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mera to balance to khatam hai

Ek Punjabi larki ko peche se Pathan ne ungli di or
Chup gia.
Peche ek 65 sala baba kara tha.
LARKI: Baba g miscal apne di?
BABA shalwar kol k bola mera to balance hi
Khatam hai.

sooper

Mom: Beta kaesi ho ?
Girl: Sooper
Mom: Boobs kaisy hain ?
Girl: Sooper mama sooper
Mom: Aur phuda ?
Girl: Woh t hai hi sooper
Mom: Acha beta hum nae tumhari mamgni pathan se kar di hai
Girl: Hn hn sooper ... Hn kiya? Hello mama hello .. woh to sirf gaand mary ga aap nani kasy babo gi :-(

aik dafa 1 pathan cycle par gungunathe

Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

ek dafa ek pathan

Punjabi School mai hans raha tha:
Pathan bola: Chup kar jao.
Punjbi: Q? Aur tum kon ho?
Pathan: Main Monitor hon.
Punjbi: Main CPU hon. :-)

blood test ke baad

Blood test k baad Punjabi Nurse ne Pathan ki
Ungli choosi,
Pathan muskuraya,
Nurse ne pocha kia howa?
Pathan bola: iss ke baad peshaab b test krwana hai.

bhai ye to tera kismat hai

Pathan Amrood bech raha tha:
Aik admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to?
Khan Sahab: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai.
Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha.