a friend

A "Friend" Is One
Special Person Who
Can Pull Out A
Happy Tear From
Your Eye ...
Even If You Don't
Have Tears To
Cry ... (:

friendship is

FrIeNdShIp Is
A pRiCeLeSs
GiFt ThAt CaN't Be
BoUgHt Or SoLd
BuT
tO hAvE aN
uNdErStandInG ...
FrIeNd Is FaR mOrE
wOrTh ThAn GoLd ..

wife aap buhat

Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->

q wo kon sa

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,



Batao


Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy

mazboti per

Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen







Pesh Ha










'PANTEEN' ...=P ;->

ek pathan

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->

ek pathan

Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->

bike rider to

"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..

breakup tips

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover'z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO

ladies n

Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->

an important

An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I'll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank's..

wapda controler

WAPDA light controler:
"Niyat krta hun main,

2 ghante light le jane ki,

wastay apni hukumat k,

zulum ghareeb aawam pr,

hath mera swith ki taraf,

LA GAE O"

gardan pay 1 ajeeb cheez

Hasband:Begum tmhari gardan pr ajeeb c cheez hai,jisay dekh kr mujhe khauf aata hai

Wife;Woh kia???


Hasband:Tmhara Face.

faqeer ki sadah

1 gahali meinghar k pass 1 Faqeer kuch yun sada lgata rha:

'baba chawal v kha lenda ay,


baba Ice cream v kha lenda ay,


baba burger v kha lenda ay,


baba sab kuch kha lenda ay..."

1 admi ne tung aakr khirki se srr nikaal k kaha:

'Tay baba Chitter v kha lenda hoye ga."

lassi made by sardaar

1 darya k kinare 2 sardar chammach se darya me dahee daal rhay thay...
pathan ne dekha to pucha:Kocha ye kia kr rhe ho??

Sardaar:hum lassi bana rhay hain...
pathan;hahaha...
oo pagal k bachche log iss liye tm pr latife banate hain.itna lassi tmhara baap piye ga kiya?

7 janamo ki nokari

son:Mom mubarak ho mujhe 7 janamo k liye job lg gai hai...

Mom:Acha beta wo kaise?

Son:Mom mujhe Star Plus k serial mein kam mil gya hai.

phir mile gay

Sardar ko truck ny takkar mar di.

Dost:yar jo hona tha wo to ho gya,pr tu itna dara hua q hai?

Sardar:Yar us truck k peeche likha tha PHIR MILE GAY.

1 pathan cycle

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

how to impress

How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .






Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat

a parody of

A Parody Of Zong Song
Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run