theres a way of transferring f

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran

the most effective

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife?s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

lawyerwhat was the first thing

Lawyer: ?What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning??
Witness: ?He said, ?Where am I, Cathy???

Lawyer: ?And why did that upset you??
Witness: ?My name is Susan.?

karti hai meri bewi subha sham

Karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,
Puchti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,
Banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,
Poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???

girls r special ones created b

Girls r special ones created by god...
If u praise her, she thinks u r tell'g lies
If u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g
If she talks, she wants u 2 listen.
If u listen, she wants u 2 talk.
If u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
If u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
If u dont, u r not understand'g so
Simple yet so complex, so wierd yet so beautiful.
Thats a girl...!

husband aur wife in hotel

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

telling a lie is fault

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

before marriage and after marr

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don?t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I?m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

god and women

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested