sardarne 2 sardr sardar g main

SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO

a grl in a wedding ceremony wa

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

sardar and egyptian mummy

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.


Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

sardar and his son went to dri

sardar And his son went to drink joos.
Son Bapu koi aise machine hai jis wich joos pao ta phall niklay.
sardar

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Sardar highway pe cigrate pita hua bhag raha tha. Us se kisi ne pocha kia kr rae ho?
Sardar ne kaha mein dekh raha hoon 1 cigarate kitne kilometre chalti hai....

sardar cigarette hy

Sardar: Cigarette hy?
Shopkeeper:We don't sell cigs.

Next day,
Srdr: Cig hy?
SK: Kal bataya tha yahan nhi bikty.

Next day,
Srdr: Cig hy?
SK: Aby kitni baar kahun!NAHI HAi! DAFA HO JA nhi to hathorra sr py dy maaroon ga!

Next day,
Srdr: Hathorra hy?
SK: Nahi.
Srdr: Acha?To phir cig hy?...

sardar mai tere 64 k 64 dant t

Sardar: mai tere 64 k 64 dant tor dunga
Ps khra 1admi bola srdar g dant to 32 hote hn
Sardr:mje pta tha k tu bich me zrur bolyga isilye
Tery b mila k bataye hn

T.c to sardar in Train:

T.c to sardar in Train:
'Ticket dikhao.'
Sardar:'Ha Ha, Ye lo'

T.c: 'Ye to purani Ticket hy.

Sardar: 'Ty train kera hunni Showroom tu i j ?

Srdar

Srdar
in an interview
I want 1 Lac salary,a flat & a car
Bos,I'll give u
5 Lac,2 flats &
3 cars
Srdar
Mzak Q krday O Sir?
Bos,Shru kinay kita si?

Sardar 2 wife

Sardar 2 wife:me ghar nhi a skta,car ka stairing,gear, desh board chori hogaya hai.
After some time he call again:me a rha hun pehle pichli seat pe beth gya tha

truck

Major Rohail:yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?

Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy
k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy

balley sardar ji

Ek sardar ney apne driver sey kaha k
'3' dafa muth maro

driver muth mar mar k paseeney sey shrabur ho gaya;

sardar:jao ab hamari beti ko college chor aao